Members
Cartman:
Steeel Reserve co founder/writer
I write all the games we produce here at SR. I have been
playing for 10 yrs have been to many great fields and have
played with many great teams. Just looking to keep writing
for P&L and anyone who will have us at their place.
Blue:
Steeel Reserve co founder/event coordinator
The man responsible for the name for which we are known
by. Blue is the Drill Sargent of the team. He makes sure
everything is in order and is getting done. Been playing for 8
years, he is great at finding angles to shoot you from without
having to move too much out of his space.
Fester:
The oddball of the bunch he is always trying to make
someone laugh. He shoots, like most of us, an impulse
and is the classic case of the better gun improving his
game. The extra firepower has given him the confidence to
let it fly when its called for.
Mom:
Steeel Reserve RV driver
Ma is the elder stateswoman of the group. She is the
"Team Mother" making dinner for the group whenever we
camp and helping out on games without being asked.
Although she has not played very long she will surprise you
with her aggressiveness and ability to make the kill.
Wally:
The man is a riot and deadly with his Etek. He is a reliable
gun to watch your butt when you need cover. He moves like
a speedballer in a scenario player jersey, and has an
uncanny inability to sit still for pictures.
Stay Pufft:
Old school player rains paint with his new impulse. Relies
on his angles rather than speed. Always willing to help
where needed.
Dennis:
Here is the only member of the team to actively shoot a
pistol. While he also shoots a Spyder he is very effective
with just his sidearm. His mobility is a huge asset to the
team and is the signature "runner" of the group.
Fluff:
How would you ladies like to spend a night with this
gentleman? He is hung like a tuna can and fires off quicker
than a barrel full of firecrackers. He joins SR with a
reputation for making his own moonshine and coaxing little
boys into confessionals. God Bless him and his silk
vestment.
Twitch:
Have you ever been playing a game and suddenly thought
"hey wish I could play naked?" Well meet the man who
actually does it. OK, so he isn't totally naked but shirtless
with a tac vest is closer than I would ever get.
Becc:
The second lady to join our manly team. Becc is a young
talented player who handles herself well in this male-driven
sport. Back off guys her and her father both carry guns and
we all know where to bury the bodies.
Mr. Victorious:
The newest and youngest of our team of miscreants. Even
though he has only been to one game his attendance
record is still better than Phantoms!.
Priest:
Another member of the team formerly know as Long Shot.
He is a vicious killer in his own mind and in 4 states but you
didn't hear that here.
Jonas:
This guy is like a bad case of Herpes. He won't go away
and is a pain in the ass. But I digress, he is back and as
long as his car starts he might actually make a game or two.
He better cause if not we are tying him to a tree and
covering him in honey, make nice with the bears Dillon you
may have to spend a lot of time with them.
Shane:
New to the game of scenario he brings his speedball
mentality to our snuggling in the woods lifestyle. He has
cold feet and likes to spoon even when we aren't at the field.
Should fit right in here at Rancho Steeel.
Fez:
He is a vicious killer in his own mind and in 4 states but you
didn't hear that here. Another member of the team formerly
know as Long Shot.
Reserve List:
Cowboy:
You know the best part of this picture? He actually took off
some of the costume before he took it. What can I say about
cowboy that hasn't been said about any member of the
Jackson 5? He is the musical genius behind Steeel
Reserve and will lure the women to our filth and
debauchery. For that we are eternally grateful.
Senior:
The elder statesman of the team he is shrewd sneaky
sniper. He moves with trees and even with a SR jersey is
almost invisible. When his A-5 is ripping the best thing to do
is duck and cover.s
He may be on the other side of the country but he will always
be SR. You'll see him out there this year with us no doubt
but if you don't it doesn't mean he doesn't see you.
Junior:
PJ:
The man who made peeing on his parents house a fashion.
He has brought a band of drunken men who seek
enlightenment and structure. What they are doing here I
haven't a clue. Be that as it may he and his loyal lemmings
are gonna follow us right off the edge of the cliff into the
ocean of paint below. What fun!!